The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Lane, that's a flag." Lane: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lane's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.