The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Meyers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Meyers, Meyers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.