The Dropped Pass Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Meyers was due a breakout.
- Meyers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Meyers, Meyers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.