The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Meyers was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Meyers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.