The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Meyers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Meyers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.