The Phantom Holding Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Meyers's stadium. Only over Meyers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Meyers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Meyers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.