The Phantom Holding Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Meyers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Meyers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Meyers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.