The Late Scratch Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Meyers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
74%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Meyers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.