The Phantom Holding Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Meyers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.