The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Meyers's stadium. Only over Meyers.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.