The Inch-Short Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Meyers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Meyers, Meyers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.