The Late Scratch Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Meyers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.