The Late Scratch Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Meyers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.