The Hamstring Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Meyers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Meyers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.