The Phantom Flag Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Meyers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Meyers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.