The Inch-Short Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Meyers was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Meyers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.