The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Meyers was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.