The Butter-Finger Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The QB looks at Meyers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Meyers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.