The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Meyers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Meyers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.