The Dropped Pass Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Meyers's stadium. Only over Meyers.
84%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.