The Dropped Pass Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Ref: "Number Meyers, that's a flag." Meyers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.