The Phantom Holding Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Meyers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.