The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- Meyers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.