The Butter-Finger Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Meyers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.