The Butter-Finger Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
86%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Meyers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.