The Phantom Flag Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Meyers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Meyers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.