The Late Scratch Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Meyers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The QB looks at Meyers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Meyers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.