The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Meyers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Meyers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.