The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Meyers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Meyers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.