The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Meyers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
89%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.