The Late Scratch Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- Meyers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Meyers, Meyers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.