The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Meyers was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- Meyers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Meyers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.