The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Meyers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.