The Inch-Short Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Meyers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.