The Snap Count Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Meyers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Meyers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.