The Hamstring Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Meyers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.