The Phantom Holding Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Meyers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.