The Snap Count Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.