The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Coker's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coker was due a breakout.
84%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.