The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.