The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.