The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.