The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.