The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coker tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.