The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Coker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.