The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Coker, Coker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.