The Late Scratch Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Coker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.