The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Coker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.