The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“The QB looks at Coker exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- The broadcast shows Coker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coker's stadium. Only over Coker.
88%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.