The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.